Tuesday, July 13, 2010

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH >< I HATE HATE HATE EMCEEING!!! AND MY STUPID ULCER! knn. Here's my fcking disaster story for the day: okay school dismissed, girls go toilet. For the first time in many months, I let down my fringe. Idk why I did it. Anyway, I borrowed a pin from Divya to clip it up a little so I don't get caught. Then we went to eat burgers. The meat keeps running away, complains Divya. After we ate, we went to the computer lab. Our first time there. Didn't know had to tell the lady that we wanted to use. We walked in and stood there wondering if we should talk to her or not. She came out and scolded us. Divya answered for us. Then she whispered,"why am I the one talking?" so I told the menstruating lady that we were new here and didn't know we had to book in advance. So she let us off for just this one time. We wanted to play games, but we told the lady that we were gonna do a project..... Janani cropped out Carmen's face and photoshopped it onto some fat dude's body. I assure you that we will do evil with it. After that we went down to the forum and chatted. Later, Div, Janani, and Umairah had to go. I was left alone, once again. Fml. So I walked around, hung out in the Happy Place(toilet) and then came out and chatted with Sissy Seo and Yuan Jie. Finally, Ms Saw came. Ready for emceeing. Went up on stage. Don't know why suddenly so nervous. Usually I'm fine up there....then while introducing the contingents, I bit on my FUCKING ULCER. SO DAMN PAIN! Wanted to screeeeeeeeeeam! Got blood some more. So I paused talking for 2 secs...then continued. But it came out as stutters... >< FML LAH.

I blocked my maid and mom on facebook. Mom found out. She said, "I give you two options. One: You unblock me. Two: No more facebook for you". I know one of the ten commandments is "Honor your parents" well, fuck that. I WANT MY PRIVACY! Parents have NO RIGHT TO INVADE ON OUR PRIVACY.

JUST BACK OFF, WILL YOU?!?!

Monday, July 12, 2010

11.47pm -Ulcer Bite Count: 19 so far

I damn damn damn fcking unlucky sia. Now so late still can't sleep. Thinking about him. Urgh. Now I wan go facebook again but I alr say gnite to it. Lame rite? Ya I got nothing bttr to do coz my life sukz. Nobody to share my burden wif coz nobody willing to be my "punching bag". Now I so friggin sleepy... Where the fuk did I put my manga anyway? I haven finish yet :x haiiz...how I wish I wasn't born at all. Obvsly I don't act emo hor but that doesn't mean right inside my goddamned stone heart I hate my life and I want to end it soon bcoz I know somewhere out there, god made someone special for me. NOT. Goodnight.

8:43pm - Ulcer Bite Count: 5 so far

Dinner from hell

Okay so I've had an ulcer on my lower lip for like a few days already. And it hurts like &@$?!**%# !!!! So to make things worst, my maid told me to eat vegetables. I was like, "You've known me for 13 years, you know I hate vegetables." so she left me alone. After a while, I just spooned up some of the gravy. No bad :) so I took a small piece of umm...it looked like cabbage. I ate it. It was nice :D so my maid applauded. She told me to eat more. I reached out to take more. When I placed it in my mouth, I bit my ulcer. F*****CK. A lot of blood sia. So I went to get an icecube. N o more. My mother used them all for her GameReady machine. F*****CK number 2. Then I went to get some sugar. Lucky have or else got F*****CK number 3 (which will come later, be patient). So I sat back down and ate my food again. Then while my maid was trying to put more EVIL VEG on my plate, I also reached out to get more potatoes. So some cabbage ended up stuck on the tip of my fork. No, not the three pointy parts. The end tip. After that, after I cleaned it up, I passed my plate to my maid so she can collect al the remaining food on one plate, which was when F*****CK number 3 erupted. The spoon and fork dropped. Slipped from the plate. And landed on my skirt. And the fork pierced me for a split second. So that's my disaster story for the day. Tune in for more.

Okay so I need to rant.

Firstly, I am NOT dating Eric Tan. So if you heard rumors, don't believe. I am single.
Secondly, I love Sticky. Panda Rock is the best :D it's soooooooo cuuuuute and yummy :3
Thirdly, I hate Mr Chew now. He's giving so much homework!!! Have to chiong chiong chiong everytime. >:@ .
Fourthly, I hate MOE. I wish I could bomb MOE and never have school again ever. Which also leads to me hating YCSS. I wish I was in New Town or Kent Ridge.
Lastly, I do have a crush on someone but yeah, it's a secret. It's not that dude from Philippines anymore LOL!! and he's definitely not Timothy. He's an asshole, a dumb, obnoxious bastard. And he likes MEGAN of all people. So I think I'm done ranting here. No wait, I HATE HATE HATE ANG JIN WEI. Okay, now I'm done. See ya. :)
CREDITS TO JOLENE'S FRIEND ANDRIA FOR THE LAST THREE POSTS. It was fun doing them :)
RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 15 friends randomly.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!
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1. If someone asks, "Are you okay?" you say?
Jai Ho

2. How would you describe yourself?
Hot

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
Dirty Little Secret

4. How do you feel today?
Boom Boom Pow

5. What is your life’s purpose?
Fly Me To The Moon

6. What is your motto?
Clumsy

7. What do your friends think of you?
First Kiss

8. What do you think about very often?
7 Things

9. What is 2+2?
You Belong With Me

10. What do you think of your best friend?
Triple Baka

11. What is your life story?
Mad World

12. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Rubberneckin'

13. What do you think when you see the person you like?
Blah Blah Blah

14. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Phenomenon

15. What will they play at your funeral?
Whataya Want From Me

16. What is your hobby/interest?
Just Dance

17. What’s your biggest fear?
My Boy

18. What do you want right now?
Change

19. What do you think of your friend?
Nobody

20. What will you post this as?
Touch My Body
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: Plain water ._.
2. Last phone call: Jolene
3. Last text message: YanJun
4. Last song you listened to: Waka Waka :P
5. Last time you cried: Yesterday...

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: Nope.
7. Been cheated on: Yup :'(
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: I still haven't given it away :]
9. Lost someone special: Obviously...
10. Been depressed: DUH -.-
11. Been drunk and threw up: Never drank, never will.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Black
13. White
14. Red

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2010)
15. Made a new friend: Yupp!!
16. Fallen out of love: Yes ._.
17. Laughed until you cried: Yeah like a billion gazillion times ^^
18. Met someone who changed you: Yeahhh :D
19. Found out who your true friends were: Mhmm.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yep, happens all the time.
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: I said I haven't given it away yet o.O
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: About 70%
23. How many kids do you want? : I already have 2. That's enough.
24. Do you have any pets: I did.
25. Do you want to change your name: Nahh!
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Eat, play, sleep, eat, sleep
27. What time did you wake up?: um I don't remember
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: For the official opening to end
30. Last time you saw your mother?: Yesterday.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: My brain.
32. What are you listening to right now: The tapping of my phone's keyboard while I'm typing this.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Nope.
34. Who is getting on your nerves now: Myself D:
35. Most visited webpage: Facebook
36. Whats your real name: Victoria lah. What else?
37. Nicknames: Vic, Vicky, Vickeh, Tori, Kiki, Oi
38. Relationship Status: SINGLE D:
39. Zodiac sign: RATOX
40. Male or female?: Female
41. Primary School?: Clementi Primary School
42. Secondary School?: Yuan Ching Secondary School
43. High school/college?: I wanna go to SP ^^
44. Hair colour: Brownish black
45. Long or short: LOOONG
46. Height: 152cm/153cm
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: Duuuuuuh :x
48: What do you like about yourself? : I can argue well :3
49. Piercings: 2
50. Tattoos: Noooo! Maybe next time :}
51. Righty or lefty: Righty

FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: Removal of cyst
53. First piercing: Primary 2.
54. First best friend: Yvonne, from nursery till Kindergarten 2.
55. First sport you joined: Table Tennis (accidentally join -.-)
56. First vacation: Malaysia...
58. First pair of trainers: Forgot o.O

RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating: Nothing
60. Drinking: Nothing
61. I'm about to: Finish this then do my homework. ._.
62. Listening to: F*cking birds chirping and my maid complaining about her second cousin's f*cking gigantic boobs.
63. Waiting for: Pigs to fly.

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids?: Yes.
65. Get married?: Yup.
66. Future career?: Property agent, Resort Owner, Photographer, Lawyer, Distributor, etc. :)

WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: Eyes o.o
68. Hugs or kisses: Both :)
69. Shorter or taller: Taller
70. Older or Younger: Older...
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Both :D
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Stomach :P 
73. Sensitive or loud: BOTH!! :3
74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship. Duh.

HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: Nooooo I'm not a slut!
77. Drank hard liquor: Never.
78. Lost glasses/contacts: Yup. It's a tragic story.
79. Sex on first date: wtf!
80. Broken someone's heart: Yes.
82. Been arrested: Nope.
83. Turned someone down: Not many chances to.
84. Cried when someone died: Yeah...
85. Fallen for a friend: I think so.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: No
88. Love at first sight: Yes
89. Heaven: Yes
90. Santa Claus: No
91. Kiss on the first date: Yes
92. Angels: Yes

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: Nah.
95. Did you sing today?: Of course, WAKA WAKA EH EH
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: NO!
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: um, before my parents did it, and stop them.
98. The moment you would choose to relive?: When I was a fetus.
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: Nooope.
100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths?: NO I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE :3

I actually did it ^^v

Rules:

It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag TWENTY people.

Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real...nothing made up!

If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name : Victoria

2. A four Letter Word : Vain

3. A boy's Name : Victor

4. A girl's Name : Vanessa

5. An occupation : Vocalist

6. A color : Violet 

7. Something you'll wear : Vest

9. A food : Vanilla ice-cream

10. Something found in the bathroom : Vomit

11. A place : Vancouver

12. A reason for being late : Vine entanglement

13. Something you'd shout : Vagina

14. A movie title : V For Vendetta

15. Something you drink : Vodka

16. A musical group : Van Halen

17. An animal : Viceroy

18. A street name : Victoria Street

19. A type of car : Volkswagen

Friday, July 9, 2010

Modern Music sucks compared to Real Music

When I say Real Music, I mean Rock 'N Roll, but not sung by just any other loser band like Green Day. I mean The Who. Aerosmith. AC/DC. Bon Jovi. Queen. The Rolling Stones. Elvis Presley. The Beatles. And not by gaylord Justin Bimbo who is 16 and sounds like what my little sister should sound like, if I ever had one.


And what's up with Lady Gaga? I mean, yeah, she's eccentric and her beats are good, but what is her music next to a good singer like, say, Madonna ? It's shit.


Oh and even though Lady Antebellum is quite a new Country Rock band, they are awesome. And yes, they are some exceptions that I like right now. Bands like All-American Rejects, Hinder, and even the Glee Cast, they are good. But what pisses me off is how the hell people like Justin Bieber so much. He sounds like a girl, he's ugly, his music is not even as worthy as my shit, and he is just plain retarded. So why is it that most of the people in this world are not educated in real music?


It's because people like Ke$ha are messing up your minds.


I'm telling you solemnly, music from the 60s, 70s and 80s are the best.


Modern music is just messed up.