Dinner from hell

Okay so I've had an ulcer on my lower lip for like a few days already. And it hurts like &@$?!**%# !!!! So to make things worst, my maid told me to eat vegetables. I was like, "You've known me for 13 years, you know I hate vegetables." so she left me alone. After a while, I just spooned up some of the gravy. No bad :) so I took a small piece of umm...it looked like cabbage. I ate it. It was nice :D so my maid applauded. She told me to eat more. I reached out to take more. When I placed it in my mouth, I bit my ulcer. F*****CK. A lot of blood sia. So I went to get an icecube. N o more. My mother used them all for her GameReady machine. F*****CK number 2. Then I went to get some sugar. Lucky have or else got F*****CK number 3 (which will come later, be patient). So I sat back down and ate my food again. Then while my maid was trying to put more EVIL VEG on my plate, I also reached out to get more potatoes. So some cabbage ended up stuck on the tip of my fork. No, not the three pointy parts. The end tip. After that, after I cleaned it up, I passed my plate to my maid so she can collect al the remaining food on one plate, which was when F*****CK number 3 erupted. The spoon and fork dropped. Slipped from the plate. And landed on my skirt. And the fork pierced me for a split second. So that's my disaster story for the day. Tune in for more.